A married man was dating four women at the same time. His luck ran out when they found out that he was fooling around with them. So the exploited ladies hatched a plan to “fix” him. One of the women invited him to a hotel room where he agreed to be bound with bed sheets and blindfolded for a “rub down”. Instead, she cut off his clothes with a scissor and summoned other ladies to the room with a text message. Later they glued his organ to his stomach.
Anyway he can’t escape saying he was “framed”. Those who get sexposed by hidden cameras always say they were framed. So, we are told ‘Threewari’ (three girls and N D Tiwari, ex-AP Governor) was “framed” because he could not get someone an:
(a) Appointment with the President
(b) Iron ore contract
We don’t know the truth. But now people should find a more ‘workable’ arrangement to get appointments and contracts.
More skeletons. Recently, an NGO (from Uttaranchal?) alleged that Tiwari had asked them to supply “three Australian girls” working for them. It is hard to guess how many threesomes will haunt Tiwari in his wilderness.
In the woods is also Tiger, the golfer. Of course, he is a lucky man! Imagine his fate if all his women had decided to give him a “glue treatment”. May be he would have focussed more on his golf stick.
Well, the big question is, how did Tiger manage it with so many women for so long. And the most surprised of them all is former tennis player Boris Becker. He wasn’t so lucky. His affair (in the cupboard) with a Russian model got exposed which later produced a love child and cost him his marriage. His wife was pregnant for the second time then. Now, Becker has some clarifications to offer on his affair in the cupboard. He is quoted saying “I don’t know if a bathroom is a better place but it actually happened on the stairs between the bathrooms so there was no broom cupboard,” Earlier, he had said of the liaison: “It wasn’t even an affair. It was an act that lasted five seconds.” Just FIVE SECONDS. (Boris, you held your serve longer than that!!) And he gets a love child for that too (Boris, ever heard of - make love, not babies). Anyway, as expected his second wife is expecting. So we expect Boris will not do the stairs again.
All done, exposed and down. But one really wonders how Tiger’s wife was oblivious of his deeds for so long. Though my friends keep off golf, bar-girls and waitress, I have seen wives battering them with questions like: Where are you? What’s up? When are you coming down (from office)? What time did you start? Why did it take so long to reach? Who was with you? And so on.
Wives are so good at Time-Distance-Speed calculation that they easily get the scent of any “five second” break journeys.
You can’t blame them. Today, you have sleaze and sex all around. Even family type newspapers try to distract readers with sizzling wallpapers. One can land in trouble for taking some group photos where a pretty girl (all clothed) is in the frame more than twice. Imagine his fate, if he had shot a Kishfisher Calender. Possibly, some wives put speed governors to ensure that their husbands will not end up as ‘prem rogis’.
Taking advantage of the sexpose season, UTV Bindaas has come out with “Emotional Atyachar”. The producers of this programme help a boy or girl to check the loyalty of his or her lover. An undercover agent develops friendship with the man or woman whose loyalty is to be tested. Within no time the “disloyal” man or woman warms up to the undercover agent and their kinky thoughts and acts are recorded by hidden cameras placed in their car, flat, nightclubs, etc. Finally the betrayed boy or girl watches the tapes and along with the entire team of cameramen, etc., catch the disloyal partner “live” in a compromising position. Interestingly, the disloyal partners caught with their pants down accuse their partners of spying!!
N P.S.: It appears from google search that glue is more preferred option than hidden cameras to fix a disloyal partner. But mind it, criminal case has been filed against the woman who used glue and she may face up to six years in jail.
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